La Ger 3.8% 50L Keg $300 + GST Qu'est-ce que c'est la Ger? La Ger est un sentiment. It's how you feel when you're happy with yourself, and where you are, and who you're with. Pourquoi la Ger? Aucune raison. You don't really need to explain it. It just happens. Try it. Turn to the person next to you and say it. Say “La Ger”. See? Ou est la Ger? La Ger c'est partout. I know I'm supposed to say it's in your heart but no, basically it's everywhere quality beers are sold. Probably it's right in front of you because you're reading this. La Ger est Francais? Non, définitivement pas. It's a German style beer made in New Zealand by a part-Inuit man who was kicked out of fourth form French for misbehaviour (true story).

Hazy Sesh 4.0% Oh I like these easy ones. What is it? It's a beer. Hazy, light-bodied, light drinking. Is it good? Yeah, definitely. Kind of a fruit punch thing. Will I like it? What am I, psychic? I already said it's good. Do you like good beer? Stop asking questions. 50L Keg - $365 + GST

Green Room Fresh Nelson Sauvin/ Fresh Sauvignon Blanc Pale Ale 5% abv Apparently, The Green Room is the ultimate zen moment in surfing. It's also the 4th in the Mean Doses staff brew series. When Haruka asked about making a pale ale with Nelson Sauvin hops and Sauvignon Blanc grape juice, Dean was like, sure. And let's do it with freshly harvested Nelson Sauvin hops and freshly pressed Sauvignon Blanc grape juice, just cos we can. As with surfing, once inside The Green Room, "you wish to get back again and again and again, if you make it back out, you experience a flash of adrenaline, energy and joy that is not comparable to anything else, a true gift of nature". Nah lol, it's just a beer. 50L Keg $375 + GST

Mean Red IPA 6.5% Flavour notes for this one go: “mahogany goodness with mango, melon and mandarin on the nose, and pineapple...” – ah, whatever, I don't have my reading glasses and Dean’s handwriting is hard to decipher. I think it says “raisin and pine flavours”?Hmm. I've never been good at identifying all these little fruit tastes, maybe people just make all that stuff up? I get more of a caramel thing from it. Anyway it's awesome – personally, this one is my favourite. 50L Keg - $400 + GST

A Dare to be Great Situation - Hazy IPA 6.5% We made a beer with many different hops. Count them with me: Ekuanot, Sabro, Amarillo, Mosaic. That's four. Four hops. What does it aspire to be? Well, it's thought about this quite a bit. What it's been doing lately is, it's a hazy. It's got a tropical taste with a hint of coconut. Hazies, you know? The beer of the future. Beyond that, uh, it does not have any specific plans. 50L Keg - $420 + GST

Under the Cherry Moon 4.3% Berry Stout The beer previously known as “Under the Cherry Moon … Under Water” Rich chocolatey malts with notes of berry from added sour cherry and strawberries. Owwwah! 50L Keg - $365 + GST

Midnight Tantrum Sabro Saison 7.4% One night Dave came home at midnight to find his latest and best ever batch of saison soaking into the carpet - all thanks to a tiny failed keg seal. the ensuing tantrum gave this beer its name. Featuring distinctive Sabro hops, which give a subtle lime, coconut and herbal character. It all ties in beautifully with the distinctive clovey saison yeast, dry as a bone, bright and sparkling. 50L Keg - $410 + GST

Mean's Fruity Wheats! Blood Orange 4% Mean’s Fruity Wheats is a fruity wheat beer that’s cereal-ously good! With fruity flavours bursting like a bowl of Saturday morning fun, this beer is a spoonful of nostalgia. It’s got a crisp, refreshing taste that’ll snap, crackle, and pop your senses, delivering a balanced fruitiness that’s anything but soggy. So, grab a pint and get ready for a bowl’d adventure that’ll leave you feeling magically delicious! Brewed by an awesome, friendly bloke, and entered here by another awesome bloke. 50L Keg - $350 + GST

TranZor Mean 5.3% TranZor Mean is the English-language dub of Mazinger Mean, a crisp dark rice lager which first hit television screens in the 1970s. The beer's animation will come across as basic by modern standards but the clean taste, subtle roast notes and easy-drinking texture feel refreshingly contemporary. And it's our planet's only hope against Dr Daemon and his army of Mycene Empire mecha-robots. Runs to 92 episodes total. 50L Keg - $365 + GST

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