Style: Fruit Punch Sour
ABV: 2.0%
Fruit: Melon, Raspberry, Strawberry
It's not the weird laughter, or that the smiles don't reach their eyes. It's not even that they're from space. For me, the worst thing about clowns is that they're all so damn ripped. Have you clocked this? It's upsetting. Underneath the baggy shirts and bowties they're like frickin' Greek deities.
So, how do they do this? I'll tell you: they do it by pacing their sessions. They go big on one, but then on the next one they drop back to a low percenter. And then before the next big one they plank.
If you want to try this method I recommend walking a bit before the planking. Just like... a couple hundred metres away from our stand, yeah? Maybe go find Garage Project and do it there.
NOTE: Can is filled and sealed at our Taproom. Please keep chilled and consume within 1 month of purchase.
Style: Fruit Punch Sour
ABV: 2.0%
Fruit: Melon, Raspberry, Strawberry
It's not the weird laughter, or that the smiles don't reach their eyes. It's not even that they're from space. For me, the worst thing about clowns is that they're all so damn ripped. Have you clocked this? It's upsetting. Underneath the baggy shirts and bowties they're like frickin' Greek deities.
So, how do they do this? I'll tell you: they do it by pacing their sessions. They go big on one, but then on the next one they drop back to a low percenter. And then before the next big one they plank.
If you want to try this method I recommend walking a bit before the planking. Just like... a couple hundred metres away from our stand, yeah? Maybe go find Garage Project and do it there.
NOTE: Can is filled and sealed at our Taproom. Please keep chilled and consume within 1 month of purchase.
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